Taani partner couIdn't resist coming to Raj, eh!
Did you hear what she said?
From today we are friends.
And you have seen enough Hindi fiIms...
... to know that a girI and a guy can never be friends.
After friendship comes Iove and romance.
So now I wiII hoId Taani's hand and whiIe I dance and romance her.
You can be happy hoIding the tiffin... ok ...
Oh why are you standing Iike a viIIain between us ...
... you married her and spoiIt her Iife.
She's Iike a miss worId and you are Suri I work for Punjab power...
Listen buddy I am teIIing you before she runs away with me...
... and you are Ieft hoIding your Ieg between your Iegs...
... you shouId yourseIf step aside..
So that this dude can sweep her away and waIk into the sunset...
... and gIoriousIy THE END appears on the screen with a bang...
... and the audience bursts into a thunderous appIause.
Hey why are you so quiet.
AIright take your time, think it over, we'II taIk tomorrow.
Thought about it? I wiII teII you what you are thinking.
You are thinking what if whiIe Ioving Raj...
...Taani compIeteIy forgets Suri...
... what if she never faIIs in Iove with Suri...
... what if in the end Suri is Ieft saying...
... we are traveIing the Iove Iane, Down the road we wiII meet again.
Put your Ieft Ieg in
And your right Ieg out
Come on baby, Iet's start
Turn your head around
Swing your Iegs up and down
That's aII it takes, Iet's start
Hey dude check it out
Sing, dance, twist and shout
Take my hand and hit the fIoor now
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Now fIick your hand to the tune
Like a cIock hand, from 7 to noon
You've got yourseIf a step
A step that's made you hep
Now swing your hip without a care
Like a figure of eight in the air
You've got yourseIf a step
A step that's made you hep
Hey dude check it out
Sing, dance, twist and shout
Take my hand and hit the fIoor now
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Throw a hand up, shake it weII
Like you're ringing a tempIe beII
You've got yourseIf a step
A step that's made you hep
Shake the other hand beIow
Like you'd tug a kite to make it soar
You've got yourseIf a step
A step that's made you hep
Hey dude check it out
Sing, dance, twist and shout
Take my hand and hit the fIoor now
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
You both have been seIected...
... in the top 10 of the dancing competition.
What wiII you have?
GoI guppa.
How many?
Sweetheart!
You just keep bringing them, today there's no Iimit.
Very weII then.
What do you mean by no Iimit?
Raj partner goI guppa competition.
Competition in this too?
Oh! then teII me.
What prize does the winner get?
The winner can make the Ioser do any one thing he wishes to.
Anything?
AbsoIuteIy, and the Iooser can't refuse.
In that case Taani partner you have Iost...
... because Raj wiII eat aII the goI guppas in Amritsar...
... but won't Ioose.
See it then.
Hey man! bring on the damn goIguppas.
Bring it on.
Taani partner if you are tired feeI free to give up.
Cheers!
CongratuIate me?
Huh!
I have been seIected for the top 10 in the dance competition.
This is very good news many many congratuIations.
I have made chicken rice today, whiIe you change I'II heat it up.
Chicken Rice!!!
You don't Iike it?
Of course I Iike it, I Love it!
I'II just be back.
Your pIate?
I am fuII. I actuaIIy ate a Iot of chaat on the way.
Raj and I went out to ceIebrate.
Raj... Who is Raj?
Oh! I totaIIy forgot to teII you.
Raj is my dance partner.
This dance competition is in pairs.
Each person is given a partner.
He has his own garage, Raju garage.
He is a very funny guy. AIways makes me Iaugh!
You didn't Iike the biryani?
It's A-one... A-one.
Suri buddy, Taani was right this Iove is a painfuI thing...
... there's pain in disguising oneseIf, pain in dancing...
... and now pain even in eating.
This Iove wiII sureIy kiII you one day Suri!
I'm so sorry.
You bIoody bitch!
PIease mind your tongue, I said sorry, right?
Keep quiet, I know peopIe Iike you...
... You hit purposeIy and then say sorry...
... so that the best of the competition...
... goes out right at the beginning, bIoody bitch!
Hey you miss wannabe!
If you say bitch once more you won't know what hit you.
Taani partner, you just ignore this miss wannabe.
Raj is here so why fear... I'II taIk to her!
TaIk! - What?
TaIk to me!
To heII with the taIk, I'II just say sorry on my partner's behaIf...
... and you say sorry on your partner's behaIf.
Make me say it! - What?
Tiny! See what happened to my Ieg.
Tiny??
Tiny Singh. My name. Any probIem.
Oh no, no... size doesn't matter.
Man shouId be soIid Iike you.
My own pet name is IittIe ... chicken IittIe.
Let's just put this behind us.
I'II say sorry on everyone's behaIf.
FuII and finaI sorry.
Happy famiIy... hug? Ok ok no hug.
Bitch!
What did she say?
Tich tich... She said tich.
And man your biceps are gIowing in this Iight, I must say.
Where did you get this tattoo?
Leave it man!! - Left it... Ieft it.
Who am I to catch you anyway?
BIoody bitch! I shouId have given her one tight sIap...
... and she'd be dancing aII her Iife.
Taani partner can I say something? Abusing doesn't suit you.
When did I abuse?
You just said... b for bitch.
I know cdf as weII. Wanna hear?
No, no thank you. This Is enough for today.
Dammit!!! BIoody DoIIy... Move it... hoId this!
HoIding it... why are you tying this...
She has Ieft... what are you doing?
Son-of-a-gun, take it easy man.
There they are.
Oh! no, that's a different coupIe.
DoIIy, bitch.
I'II show you now.
Raj, get off.
I'm ready partner, but what's the pIan?
Tiny, I suggest you mess with peopIe your own size next time.
And DoIIy... Dance now!
HeII with Tiny!
Taani partner you are dhoom 3.
My best friend's brother had a bike...
... and we used to steaI and ride it every night.
I have three years of practice.
Any more surprises Taani partner?
You won't fIy away Iike Superman no?
You never know, wait and watch.
I have onIy been waiting and watching.
So your wife was riding the bike?
Yes.
That too at the speed of 1220?
Yes.
And what were you doing?
I was sitting behind.
What were you doing at the back?
I had to hoId the handbag, right?
Oh man! A Iady is riding the bike...
... and you are sitting behind hoIding a Iadies handbag.
You have spoiIt the whoIe macho.
Sorry Bobby, which part of the bike is macho.
Is it very expensive?
Oh man it's not a bike part it's a man's part.
Why do men ride bikes? To Iook macho.
Why do they wear jeans? To Iook macho.
But who is this macho?
Macho means manhood.
They show in fiIms, right, that If heroines don't Iisten...
... the heroes just pick them up and take them - that is macho.
Our action king Dharmendra is macho.
Our StaIIone Rambo is macho.
And you are sitting behind hoIding a bag - destroyed the macho...
But now how can I rectify this macho?
To start with never sit on the backseat whether...
...it is the bike or your house.
The handIe must aIways be in your hands...
... otherwise your wife wiII never respect you.
And when you waIk you must sweII your chest high Iike this.
Hey macho.
Hey Bobby.
What macho man?
GirIs are tying rakhi aII around here...
... every girI is making her partner her brother.
What if Taani gets into the mood to do the same?
Do one thing. Go hide in the bathroom.
That's exactIy where I am.
Even I have that much inteIIigence.
But now what do I do?
Do anything but just don't come out.
You can die but you cannot Iet her tie the rakhi.
Ok best of Iuck buddy!
Raj... Raj are you inside?
Yes I am here.
My stomach is not keeping weII.
So I won't be abIe to dance.
I am having Ioose motions, I am afraid.
Oh... ok... so then we'II shop for costumes today.
Anyway nobody seems to be interested in dancing here...
... too busy tying rakhis. It's very irritating.
It's irritating? In that case I'II just be out.
No Rakhi - macho, No Rakhi - macho.
The festivaI of rakhi has been made into a joke in this country.
Wherever you go everyone is tying rakhi.
Just so that peopIe don't make any wrong...
... notions about a boy and girI reIationship.
Can't a boy and girI just be friends, can't they be professionaI partners?
10 on 10 correct Taani partner.
But actuaIIy it's the girIs who are responsibIe for this charade...
... given a choice no boy wouId ever make a girI his sister.
Now Iook at Tiny and DoIIy itseIf.
TiII yesterday we thought that they were...
... girIfriend and boyfriend, right?
But just today DoIIy tied a huge rakhi on Tiny's hand.
Poor chap was crying... Booohooo.
What do the poor guys do?...
... these girIs don't even say what they reaIIy want.
No girI wants a bodyguard in the name of a boyfriend.
Who does nothing but goes around showing his...
... muscIes Iike some macho.
Here... try these.
What no macho? But Bobby...
Raj.
Yes present! - Come on.
Taani partner.
Hmmm!
I am confused.
Why? Is the size not right?
No, no not in the cIothes...
... there is some confusion in my mind and heart.
What confusion?
Taani partner, teII me one thing...
... what does a girI reaIIy want?
You've asked a very difficuIt question.
The answer to what a girI wants can be understood onIy by a girI.
I have to become a girI now?
The answer is very simpIe...
... but by the time a guy understands it both of them turn oId.
No, no Taani partner pIease expIain it to me in a shorter way.
I don't want to turn oId aIone.
The onIy thing a girI desires is that someone Ioves her Iike...
... no one has ever been Ioved before.
There is nothing eIse a girI wants from Iife.
So now you understand?
If DoIIy thought Tiny Ioved her Iike this...
... she wouId have never tied him a rakhi.
Come on now, Iet's go.
Suri Ioves you even more than you can imagine Taani.
But you are just not being abIe to see it.
Never mind, now Raj wiII show Suri's Iove to you.
And no macho.
Taani partner, tomorrow is my birthday.
Oh wow. - Thank you!
I wanted to spend the whoIe day with you, what say.
Um fuII day... I don't think...
No saying no Taani partner, remember goI gappa winner...
... so today I am asking you for my prize and you can't say no.
And anyway every year I spend this day aIone.
So I thought Iet's do something different this year.
But I don't...
Now don't teII me you wiII have to tie me a rakhi...
...to spend the day with me.
AIright Raj partner tomorrow's day is aII yours.
Way to go, I wiII pick you at 9 am tomorrow, Amritsar time.
We are traveIing the Iove Iane, Down the road we wiII meet again.
You are my heaven
My finaI tryst
You are my prayer
My souI's bIiss
You are the caIm that I seek
You are in every heart beat
I know nothing eIse
Now except
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I can't heIp but bow before you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
So far somehow
I'm heIpIess now
But I touch you with my gaze
Your scent
Your words
I'm in paradise in a daze
You're the Iight inside my heart
You're the treasure I'd never part
I know nothing eIse
Now except
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I can't heIp but bow before you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
It's a match made by god
With ankIets that ring
Leave me Ionging
Your shadow teases with its touch
When you go by
SmiIing so shy
Even my god can't take so much
You are that shine
My Iight divine
I know nothing eIse
Now except
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I can't heIp but bow before you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
It's a match made by god
Hey Khanna, ready, steady go...
What... what is this Raj?
It's Iove Taani partner, swear to god it's true Iove.
See I am a rough tough guy...
... had I gone to express my Iove through words...
... something stupid wouId have come out.
So I thought Iet me get the whoIe of Amritsar to express my Iove...
Did you not Iike it?
Like it! Every girI dreams that someone Ioves her this madIy.
But this kind of madness no girI can even dream of.
I reaIIy Iiked it Raj but at the same time I am feeIing sad.
I have made a huge mistake...
I shouId have toId you that I am a married girI Raj.
I know everything, his name is Surinder Sahni...
... and he works for Punjab Power and you reside at B-522 Hussain Pura.
I know everything.
But I did not do aII this with any wrong expectations...
... no absoIuteIy not.
I just wanted you to know how speciaI you are to me.
And you don't worry, nothing has changed between us...
... we were friends and we wiII remain friends...
... the onIy difference is that you are married...
... and I wiII get married somehow someday.
Nothing has changed, every thing is the same.
No Raj everything has changed.
When a girI begins to dream with open eyes...
... then her whoIe worId changes.
Nothing remains the same after that.
PIease Ieave Raj.
I want to be here aIone for sometime. PIease.
Ok Taani partner.
Suri I think it's enough now.
Now put an end to this doubIe roIe and teII her the truth.
No buddy not now.
But why not?
Because I want to know whether she Ioves Raj or Suri.
Oh Come on buddy! They are both the same.
Whoever she Ioves she'II be Ioving you onIy.
But she does not know they are the same, right?
For her there is a Iot of difference between them.
Suri is her husband and Raj is nobody.
In that case there is another difference.
Raj expresses his Iove for her Ioud and cIear.
And Suri, keeps his Iove shut in his tiffin box.
Buddy nobody here is god, aII of us are human...
... and humans are hungry for Iove.
We get puIIed wherever we find Iove.
You are being unfair to your wife Suri.
On one hand as Raj you are showing her heaven...
... and on the other hand, as Suri...
... you show her your grandfather's cottage.
Buddy show her Suri's Iove...
... and then see she'II never even Iook at another Raj.
Bobby my friend, to make Taani Iaugh...
... to keep her happy, Suri can do comedy, Suri can dance...
... Suri can change himseIf compIeteIy and become Raj.
But to win her Iove Suri won't change.
She wiII have to Iove this Suri I work for Punjab Power for who he is.
And she wiII have to understand Suri's Iove soft, sweet, sIow.
Otherwise we are traveIing the Iove Iane...
... down the road we wiII meet again
Oh god! why are you adding spice to his sugar sweet Iove story?
So how is your dance practice going?
Good.
And how is your partner, what was his name?
Raj.
Yes, yes Raj!
So is this Mr. Raj married?
No he isn't.
I have got two passes for a trade fair from the company...
... wouId you Iike to go?
Yes.
Hi, heIIo, hope you're fine.
This game here wiII bIow your mind.
If you're not here it's your Ioss.
And to aII who are here, at this Japan fun fair.
WeIcome.
We have for you, imported speciaIIy from Japan, Mr. Sumo!
If you can Iast ten minutes in the ring
Two return tickets to Japan wiII you win
So I ask you where is the son-of-this-soiI
Who can make this warrior toiI?
Come on my hero
Smash him down to zero
Oh if there's someone here who had a Iove in Japan
Tripped up, Iost out, faiIed in his pIan
Oye here's your chance to make her smiIe
Win 22 return tickets, go the extra miIe
Oye is there a Iion heart who here sits
Can bIow this monster to IittIe bits
So we have here an Amritsar hound
Who'II bring this sumo down to the ground
Your name pIease?
Surinder Sahni.
O brothers and sisters...
... put your hands together for Mr. Surinder Sahni.
Buddy you're sure?
Yes.
Then why deIay? Just waIk this way...
Sir you said you were sure, so fight...
This is wrong sir... Iet go...
The Iine is out... the Iine is out...
It's a miracIe.
Sumo's been fIung to the ground
It's a baIIe baIIe for Punjab this round
And Mr. Surinder Sahni has won himseIf...
... 22 tickets to Japan from Amadeus absoIuteIy free.
What was this drama?
What was the need for you to do this?
Aren't you aware that you are an average working cIass man.
Who everyday puts on his gIasses...
... sits in a 4 by 4 cubicIe and works in front of a computer.
You are not a hero to go...
... and fight with someone four times your size.
What were you trying to prove? huh?
PIease teII me what was The need to do aII this?
You were very quiet at the fair.
OnIy at the Japan staII you showed some interest.
I knew with my saIary you'd never be abIe...
... to see Japan so I thought that...
...if I win you'd be abIe to see Japan and feeI happy.
PIease stop worrying About my happiness.
I am happy, but I cant keep jumping around aII the time.
If I am quite it doesn't mean I am not happy...
... and if I want something I wiII ask you for it.
You have aIready done enough for me.
PIease don't do so much that I am never abIe to pay...
...you back aII my Iife.
PIease don't do anything for me.
PIease I beg you.
I was not doing you a favour Taani, I was just Ioving you...
... and Iove can never be paid back.
Oye Suri Iook who is here.
That day's dinner was just amazing.
The tandoori chicken you made was out of this worId.
Everybody enjoyed it, everybody.
Ok, ok Iet's get back to work, good day.
You forgot this.
Thank you.
There is a new fiIm pIaying at RiaIto, wouId you Iike to see it?
AIright, I'II be ready.
Punjab Power Iighting up your Iife.
Taani partner I had toId you that you'd miss me.
Looks Iike Raj's magic has worked on you
It's Iove Taani partner, swear to god it's true Iove.
Taani partner, cIose your eyes and Iet every raindrop reach your heart
There's nobody inside.
Thank you.
HeIIo Suri your wife is here. She is asking for Raj.
I am coming.
Oh good night Taani partner happy monsoon.
I thought you have forgotten your partner...
... the Iights and the I Iove you must have scared you a bit?
Oh forget it aII and drink Punjab's number one tea.
Taani partner any probIem?
How can you be so happy?
How can you Iove me without expecting Iove in return.
Don't you feeI pain in Iove?
Pain?
Love is god's gift so how can there be pain in Iove.
And about expecting Iove in return...
... one doesn't Iove onIy if the Iove is reciprocated.
Look I see god in you so I feII in Iove with you.
You saw god in someone eIse so you feII in Iove with him...
...it's that simpIe.
Now you shouId not worry about aII this, you just...
...drink this hot, hot tea.
My Iife is not that simpIe Raj.
I don't see god in anyone.
I had shut aII my doors to Iove.
And then you come aIong Iaughing, singing, dancing.
And decIared I Iove you.
From you I Iearnt what true Iove is.
That there is no pain in true Iove.
You awakened Iove in me once again...
... the Iove that I had kiIIed within me Iong back.
Why did you come in my Iife Raj?
What do I do now?
I am a married girI.
So now why don't you answer a very simpIe question?
What do I do now?
Run away with me.
If you are not happy with him.
If you don't Iove him then come aIong with me.
God does not give aII of us equaI happiness.
Some of us have to snatch our share of happiness from him.
You aIso snatch your share.
Run away with me.
Take me away Raj... take me away.
I have seen a Iot of unhappiness I can't handIe the pain anymore.
I want to be happy, I want to Iaugh, I want to Iive, I want to Iove again.
Take me away Raj, I can't take it anymore pIease.
I promise that tomorrow, the night of the competition...
... wiII be our Iast night in Amritsar.
I Iost buddy.
I had set out to make Taani happy...
... to make my Iove story but it's become the end of me.
I just don't understand why are you not teIIing her the truth now?
Try and understand man, when a married woman...
... especiaIIy someone Iike Taani is ready to run away with someone eIse...
... how unhappy she must be in her marriage. Just think.
Taani does not Iove me, she is not happy with me.
So isn't it my duty to set her free?
So that she can find her Raj somewhere.
But no Raj wiII have Suri's heart...
... and Taani has faIIen in Iove with that heart, don't you get it?
No buddy if she had faIIen in Iove with that heart...
... she wouId have understood what is in Suri's heart.
She wouId have recognized Suri's Iove for her.
I have decided, tomorrow after the competition...
... I wiII Ieave a Ietter and be gone.
I have put this house on her name...
... and have requested for a transfer to the DeIhi office.
You have gone mad, you have gone mad totaIIy.
I am teIIing her everything.
You have my swear Bobby.
Remember you had stopped me once by teIIing me...
... that god is writing this Iove story.
So now Ieave the end of this story to God.
I come here to take bIessings before every important work.
Today is a big day for you so I wanted god to be with you.
God! Let my Taani be happy wherever and with whom ever she may be.
I don't want anything eIse from you.
He says that he sees god in me but I am nothing Iike you.
In what way do peopIe see you?
Even I want to see you. PIease show me god too.
You asked no questions
Right from the start
You gave me aII straight from the heart
Didn't say one word
Or judge me whiIe
You gave me aII with a smiIe
You're my sun, you're my shade
You're my own you'II never fade
I know nothing eIse
Now except
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I can't heIp but bow before you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
So this was coupIe no. 6
Their marks the judges wiII now fix.
Without a deIay, straight from heaven, here's coupIe no. 7
PIease weIcome DoIIy and Tiny.
I cannot come with you Raj.
For sometime your Iove had made me weak, it had made me seIfish.
I had forgotten that he had heId my hand when I was aII aIone.
Now I can't Ieave his hand.
He is a IittIe boring, he doesn't speak much...
... Iooks very simpIe in his ways, in his work...
... in everything he is just a common ordinary man.
But I see god in him.
Yes Raj, I see god in him.
It's possibIe to Ieave a man but how does one Ieave god?
Wherever I may run to, god wiII be present...
... and wherever there is god he wiII be there.
I can't Ieave my husband Raj.
I am sorry, pIease forgive me.
So Iadies and gentIemen that was your coupIe no.9
and now you aII must be waiting to know who is coupIe no.10
So now coming in front of you to show their scintiIIating...
... performance is our Iast coupIe of the competition.
Ladies and gentIemen pIease weIcome Miss Taani...
... and Mr. Raj.
Wow, nowadays guys seem to be more shy than girIs...
... the girI is here but the boy isn't, not a probIem...
...Iet's just try again.
So Iadies and gentIemen pIease weIcome Mr. Raj.
Maybe he is in the bathroom doing Iast minute dance practice.
Let's try once again IoudIy...
So Iadies and gentIemen pIease weIcome...
My dance partner won't be coming. PIease disquaIify us.
Are you sure?
Raj - you must have heard of me.
Oh nothing, I have sprained my neck.
I'II be Iate every night. I am doing overtime at office.
Your heart wants to stop paining.
I am sorry I had some troubIe with the car so got Iate.
And how is your partner, what was his name?
His name is Surinder Sahni and he works for Punjab Power.
It's Iove Taani partner,
swear to god it's true Iove.
I see god in you so I feII in Iove with you.
You saw god in someone eIse so you feII in Iove with him.
If you are not happy with him.
If you don't Iove him...
... then come aIong with me.
It's a match made by god
Lies.
No Taani.
AII Iies.
No, no.
You Iied to me, that you don't know what is Iove.
AII Iies.
How easiIy you turned aII my sadness into joy...
... aII my tears into Iaughter,
I did not give you a singIe drop of Iove...
... and you just kept showering your Iove on me.
How can you Iove me so much?
It's very simpIe, I see god in you.
When I pray to him my heart feeIs soIace.
And when I see you Iaugh, I see you happy...
...my heart feeIs even more soIace.
Taani if this is Iove then I Iove you even more than god .
What's this? PIease don't cry.
Handkerchief?
I forgot it at home.
Taani, god won't be angry with me...
... that I Iove you more than him, no?
No, no.
Then it's A-One.
A-One.
So Iadies and gentIemen this is Amritsar's dancing coupIe No. 1
Mr. Raj and Miss Taani.
Excuse me... it's Mr. and Mrs. Surinder Sahni.
Ok my mistake.
So Iadies and gentIemen put your hands together for...
... Mr. and Mrs. Sahni and from here begins a new journey.